List of movie couples [6/∞] - Ally & Colin
Colin: I can’t afford to lose anymore shirts. Women are always stealing my shirts.
Ally: Women aren’t always stealing your shirts. They’re borrowing them, fully intending to give them back, but you never call.
Colin: So you’re saying, if I had fewer one night stands, I’ll have more shirts.
Ally: I think so.
Colin: Well then that settles it. I’m changing my ways. And I’m not gonna lose anymore shirts.
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.